So look what came today :D
PH M,Y KJGPD
You got David Tennant in the mail?
This selfie of me from like 2 years ago is getting out of hand.
i tHOUGHT THIS WAS A CARDBOARD CUTOUTOMFG
wHAT THE HOW
i swear to god i thought this was actually david tennant.
I’m not gonna lie, I thought this was David Tennant too until I saw the comments.
#i used to think reactions like this were ridiculous #now they’re normal
my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light
Like when you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward no matter what because I wouldn’t have any idea what to talk about. It’s also worse when you’re cute. But if you wait a little I’ll get comfortable talking with you. Then I’ll start talking so much that it’ll annoy you. I really do talk a lot.
ALRIGHT ASSHOLES LISTEN UP
IT APPEARS AS THOUGH SOME PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED ABOUT SOME ~SECRET~ THAT I’VE BEEN KEEPING
THAT I’M A ……. WOMAN!!! *WOAH GASP*
BUT YOU SEE, FRIENDS, IM NOT A LADY!! IM A BOY!! LIKE AN ALL OUT MANLY MAN DUDE GUY W/E
BUT YOU SEE THE PROBLEM IS, THESE PEOPLE SEE THINGS ON MY CHEST (I CALL THEM MY BREASTICLES PERSONALLY), NOTICE THE LACK OF DICK OBVIOUS IN MY PANTS, AND THAT I HAVE A SLAMMING BAMMIN BOOTYLICIOUS FIGURE
SO THEY ASSUME THAT IM LYING
HERES A SUPER COOL SECRET THOUGH: YOUR GENITALS/BODY AND YOUR ASSIGNED BIRTH SEX HAVE JACK SHIT TO DO WITH WHO YOU ARE
SO YES, I DO HAVE LADY PARTS, AND I AM CONSTANTLY MISGENDERED BY PEOPLE CLOSE TO ME BECAUSE THEY WERE AROUND BEFORE I HAD FIGURED MYSELF OUT
BUT THATS NOT ANY OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS
AS FAR AS I, MY FRIENDS, AND YOU SHOULD KNOW/CARE ABOUT
IM A TEENAGE BOY NAMED LIAM
NICE TO FUCKING MEET YOU